Halloween Fun
Can you guess what I dressed up as for Halloween? I’ll give you a few guesses!
Here is what I look like tonight:
- I am big and daunting, and smart people steer clear
- I went to work today, but when people saw me they couldn’t tell I was working
- I am sometimes called mysterious and ever-changing, like Odo from DS9
- I say “trick or treat” but I usually just give you a trick, and then mug you
- I like candy, but I’d rather take your search budget and retire in Miami
- Lots of SEM’s use me every day, but they’re not sure why
- People get paid to “optimize” campaigns for me, but it rarely helps
- I was meant to show off my client’s ads, but I won’t tell you where
- Microsoft and Yahoo would love to take a bite out of me, but they can’t see around me
- Google’s released a lot of tools to help people figure me out, but it doesn’t help, I’m just too complicated
- I am the reason why a single Google share surpassed $700
Can you guess what I dressed up as?
Categories: Google Adwords
